[lainacohen]

I took Winnie for a walk at 11PM because she has perfect timing. When I walked out of my house I noticed a man walking up the other side of the street and then saw him walk up to the house across from me which has been abandoned for several years. He looked through the windows and then attempted to open the front door. When he noticed it was locked he then walked up the drive way to the backdoor and I heard a crash. As soon as Winnie finished pooping (her perfect timing and all) I then decided to go back inside. Since my parents are out of town for two weeks I decided to call the none emergency police number for the city hoping they would simply send a police car down the street. Instead 3 cars showed up and the man ended up be wrestled to the ground and arrested. He was then placed in a cop car in front of my house as two of the cops came to my front door to question me. Thats right not only did he see me see him break in but the man arrested also watched the cops come to my house to take a statement. Now I am home alone and a criminal I got arrested knows where I live. I feel much safer, thanks police department.