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Old 02-26-2013, 02:56 PM   #9
dryoasis88
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Where do I begin?

1. Crawling inside of my pajamas in the night: To be closer to Mommy while sleeping, the best solution is to crawl inside her pajama top... Need I say more?
2. Making caves: Anything made of fabric can become a cave! Even Mommy's dirty clothing. Just dig and scratch and push things around and voila! A hiding spot!
3. Veggies!: Hepburn does not beg for food, unless it is broccoli or salad. Meat? no. Cheese? no. Iceberg? YES!
4. Wake up: Biting Mommy's toes and ears to wake her up... This one took about 2 weeks to unlearn, but we managed.
5. Toe/Feet licking: All bare toes or feet must be bathed... with Hepburn's tongue! In the summer, I have to provide houseguests with socks so that they don't get a tongue bath.
6. "corn-on-cobbing": the act of chewing on fabric (mostly mommy's clothes) with just the front teeth, as if he is nibbling corn kernels off a corn cob

That's all I can think of right now, its almost midnight here in Germany. Hepburn is protesting bedtime by bringing me every toy in the house. I haven't switched the light off yet, that is the signal to stop and remove the toys from the couch, since it then becomes our bed. Best go do that before I am sleeping on nylabones... I can say from experience this is very uncomfortable.
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