Special requests are commonplace nowadays. Egg whites only, hold the cheese, extra pickle
The other day at a food truck meetup (which is healthy city right?) I hear a woman asking if they had a sample of something. The guy said no, we make everything fresh. She said, does it have oil? I don't want it to have oil. He said, all of our fries have some kind of flavored oil drizzled on top, in addition to the oil they are fried in.

This woman was asking for french fries with no oil? How does she think fries are made?

Even baked ones have some kind of oil.
I thought it was hilarious. Heard any funny or crazy ones before?