haha, glad to hear your stories as well. I have yet to try rattlesnake, there is a sausage shop in downtown LA that has all kinds. I love unagi, so I assume I would love a land eel as well.
I don't think frog tastes like chicken. No, wait, it does, just the rubberiest chicken you've ever had. In fact chicken has such a neutral taste that anything could be made to taste like chicken or vice versa. Now if people were to say "it tastes like lamb"... lol
Now lobsters I can ease on by that they are cute, but crabs? Have you not seen the movie Predator? that's what a crab looks like, and even Arnold S said "you are one ugly mother______"