Bug Hater here too.
I will hurt myself trying to get away from most.
Glad Wylie is okay.
I don't know what kind of scorpions you have but I seen one at a freinds house last week and I got so freaked out but I had to get it up and flush it. I was feeding her dogs and Chinchilla and didn't want to leave it. Gross me out bad. She said it was the second one she had seen. Calling bug man.