Well, let's see...
1. the dogs don't leave the toilet seat up
2. they don't ask to borrow the car
3. they think you're the most brilliant, beautiful, loving person in the whole wide world
4. they don't ask for money
5. they don't leave the toilet seat up
6. they are absolutely fascinated by every word that comes out of your mouth
7. a few extra pounds just means an extra fluffly lap
I'm sorry, what were we discussing????
