[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by SWHouston

Ruby,

First of all, I want to welcome you, and your owner Bryan to the Forum.
I don't presume to answer for our Illustrious President and Nitpicker alaskiayorkie,
who may be off on very important Club business. But will attempt to give you
what information I can in his stead.

I'm sure by now, that some of the confusing issues of the past few weeks
may have subsided, and settling into your Furever home is going well.
Just from what I know of your owner Bryan, I'm sure that at some point,
if not already, you're going to think you're the luckiest Puppy in England.

So, you're 11 weeks old, and weigh 2.5 pounds !
From my experience in looking a totally cute Puppies such as you, I'd say
that you have a VERY good start, and at some point in the future, should
be an extremely viable candidate for membership in this Club. In your
picture, I can already see a sturdiness/robustness, which no doubt will
be in your favor. I have a reputation for appreciating voluptuous Females
and am anxious to see your development.

However we have a rule...
The weight qualification for membership, is a minimum of 7.1 pounds.
(7.1 Lbs = 3.22 Kg)

That being said, you should continue to hone your skills at begging for
Treats, get Bryan to give you good daily exercise, and I'm sure that
before long, membership in this Illustrious Club, will be within your grasp.

I remain respectfully yours,

SNEAKERS
Alpha of the SWHouston Pack.

Ooh, you're gooooood! Great ruling. I always cave when I get applications from cute underclassYorkies.