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Originally Posted by TexasKat08  The name's Moonlight Il Mio Nicco Dolce - Nicco for short - and I hail from the great state of Texas - Austin to be exact. Mama says I meet the necessary requirements to join this here club and I have to say y'all seem like a mighty fun bunch. I'm 4 years old, but I guess I'm not done growin' yet. I recently tipped the scales at a solid 10 pounds so mama put me on some kinda weight loss food. I've since gained 1.5 pounds so it seems I do indeed meet the club requirements. I'm attaching photos, but please do NOT be dissuaded. I'm only about 9 inches tall and most say I don't look my weight (I hide all that "extra" weight well, dontcha think?).
Therefore, I respectfully request admission to the might Yorkie Talk Teapot Club and would be honored and proud to represent should y'all consider me worthy.
I eagerly anticipate your membership decision. |
Personally, you had me at "Moonlight Il Mio Nicco Dolce."
However, our selection committee is bound by silly rules and proceeded to scrutinize every picture and every word of your excellent application. We were smitten by your Southern charm and compact good looks. As proud Teapot Club members, we were concerned that people think you are trying to "hide" your Teapotness. However, since you were proud enough to apply to this exclusive club, we let that go.
Unfortunately, in filling out the formal acceptance paperwork, a secretary flagged a missing fact -- sex of dog. It was omitted from your application. Our research team, ill versed in Italian, checked your profile page album and found no hint of sex. They checked your past threads created and again, nothing!
Sensing a potential scandal, we contacted our team of language experts and were told that "mio" is used to describe a male, mia a female. That was our guess all along.
So to make a long story a little longer, you're in! Welcome, handsome Nicco, to the Teapot Club.
(If it turns out you're a girl, please notify the language committee immediately.)