[suda]

The worst gift I ever got was from my in-laws one christmas, they walked in with this big HUGE parcel for me, wow did my eyes light up but when i finally got it open it was a Gnome a HUGE gnome I hate gnomes, I put it out by the front door hoping somebody would steal it, no, I sneaked it into my sons garden but it sneaked home, finally I put it on a low wall and the wind blew it off and his head broke, I wasn't fast enough my father in law came round and said "Oh I can glue that for you" he took it away and it came back 5 days later with a fresh coat of paint and all repaired, now he hides out behind my garage, At least he's not in my eyesight every day. But I know he's still out there.