That's the most hysterically funny "Rules" I have ever read!!!

While reading them to Patrick, we both kept visualizing my son whose "only child", a daughter, just turned 16!!

He has to know every breath she breathes!! He told me the other day "Mom, I now know what paying for your raising means!!" Oh, that did my heart good!!
Thanks for the belly laughs!! Can't wait to forward these rules to Chris!!