Ok I have to join the fun! I tell my bf all the time that we need to remember that my sweet little boys are DOGS first! LOL
Dexter likes to clean himself 2-3x a day 'down there' so he hangs out in ALL his glory and generously washes and washes for 20 mins at least. He has to do it so that we ALL see him in his glory! If we are watching tv he'll do it on the floor in front of the tv!
My boys don't really fart or burp, they eat Taste of the Wild food, not sure if food has to do with it but I guess I'm lucky in that regard!
Anything that moves, flies, crawls is theirs! They have each killed numerous bugs and at least 1 frog each and one of them got a chipmunk. They will roll on anything dead in the yard or wherever, like a dead fish at the pond or dead mouse that the neighbors cat leaves for us as a gift. They almost got a skunk 2 weeks ago but instead just ended up smelling really bad and it got away!
They will eat something and then rub their faces on the carpet to clean their beards. They lick my feet for 20 mins straight sometimes and I'm not talking fresh out of the shower clean feet!
They ate duck poop one time and got super super sick. I had to bring them to the vets for that one. Now we have to chemical and run the filter on the inground pool before we take the cover off so that water is at least light green instead of brown so the ducks don't land on it or hang out in the area and poop!
When there are too many people around me and Fletcher feels nervous he will lift a leg on my feet and 'mark me' as his! Just so that all those people know that I am not theirs. Horrible habit! He has only done it 3x but still... eeewww
Worst of all... when we lock them out of the room we are in for a little private time, they pee and poop ALL over the house... like they are mad or something!!!
My boys will be 5 years old in 2 days! LOL
__________________ “Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” ― Dean Koontz |