It's really sad that a Judge knows more about AKC and meeting/not meeting show standard than the vet does.
I found a link to the episode on youtube. It really is kind of funny/sad all at the same time.
ETA: The vet seems all over the place. At one point she says because there is white on the poodle, it means he's not a poodle. But then she kind of back tracks and backs up the defendants.