[Rhetts_mama]

Originally Posted by friscomom

Well I came across this while I was reading up on neuticles and other interesting subjects, some of the 'ears up camp' may be interested in. Seeing as they call it the 'PermaStay', I thought it was an implant which would allow you to threaten your dog to sit by webcam or cell phone, or maybe page him if he was roaming, but sadly it is not, it is, however, a new ear-perker technology:
Neuticles.com

The other thing I wanted to relay, while my tongue was in my cheek, is that Frisco and I took a closer look at his anatomy today, and his ears are made of something like baloney on top, quite unlike the cat's, and, so, would seemingly require permanent braces and duct tape to lift. (We trust that doesn't overly enthuse the AKC folks.) And we also discussed the fair and proper disqualification of show yorkies whose ears have been artificially perked, for use of performance-enhancing ear products.

Now I will remove my tongue from my cheek, and dangle it part way out my mouth where it belongs

Oh my goodness. Fake testicles, fake ears, "color enhancing sprays"...it's starting to sound like the yorkie version of the Miss Universe pagent...