On a serious note, I don't have children and can't, but if I could I would choose not to anyways. My yorkies are attached at my hip and I don't think they would understand my attention being taken away from them. When we have wee ones visit, they don't much like me holding the wee ones, much less even talking to them. But I have made them that way due to the fact I don't have children so they get spoiled rotten!