[hartygirl]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

Yeah.....and next thing I see will probably be a post about in home spay and neuters.

I can see it now....

Use a wrestling hold until the pup passes out...and then hurry before they come to......and......With a steak knife, make a small incision, turn the pup over and let the little marbles fall out, flip him back over again and take a needle and thread and stitch him up. Give 5cc of vodka twice daily for 7 days fo pain.

Same procedure for spays ... carefully remove the ovaries, use "real" cotton balls to clean up the blood....be sure to count the cotton balls before stitching up the pup. Use the same procedures above for anesthesia and pain management.

Tune in tomorrow for cataract surgery.

Oh My sick Linda!