I had a lady come to my house to look at a puppy. She brought a friend with her. She sat oln the sofa and i gave her the puppy that she wanted to see.
The puppy was being a normal healthy puppy and wanting to get in her face. She kept setting it back on her lap and finally said, 'It's so wiggly. The one at the pet store just sat there'.
Her friend said "ya and it was shaking, it didn't move cause it was scared to death."
I wanted to say "lady, how about a stuffed animal".
Needless to say she did not get one of my dogs. |