UGHHH I have a confession!! LOL. My dad is a "garbage picker" hahaha. We live near some hoity-toity neighborhoods, and people throw away REALLY GOOD stuff. LOL. If something is out on the curb (obviously to be thrown away, he wouldn't take it if it were just sitting there), he's been known to pick up a thing or two.
it embarrasses the CRAP out of me!! haha. ESPECIALLY because he'll knock on the door and be like "Hi. Are you throwing this fine piece of ____ away?" He's not allowed to do it when I'm in the car.

I make fun of him CONSTANTLY for it.
But to RETURN IT!? that's HYSTERICAL. wow. hahaha