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TOY · 08-05-2009, 11:45 AM

My Mommy told Daddy that she's been surfin' all morning. I don't get it 'cause I thought my Mommy always, always tells the truth. She has been on her 'puter all morning and I know she didn't go surfin'. Course, I'm not sure what surfin' is but I think it has something to do with the oshun. We don't even have an oshun around here cause Daddy says we are landlocked.

I don't get that either. Sometimes I hear Mommy ask Daddy if the door is locked but how do you lock some land? Beats me. I'm just a little Yorkie barely born so I don't know some of these things but I tell you...sometimes all these words are just 'fusing.

And you know what else? I heard Mommy mumble she'd better rein it in before Daddy realizes she's gone overboard. I tell you there's no oshun around here! Where is she gonna go overboard at? It's a real puzzle.

Okay...I just looked and my Mommy? Well, she went to take a nap. She's old but still takes a nap. I laugh (but it's an inside laugh) 'cause while she naps, I get to play on the 'puter. Woo Hoo!

Here's a hint that may help. My Mommy says that my buddy's name has some bowels and constants. That's all she would tell me and I don't know come here from sic 'em what that clue means! I think it must be some kind of code....maybe it's a secret code.

I know she was telling Daddy she voted a bunch of times for the "chicken man" from America's Got Talent last night in case that means anything. She thinks he sings real good and he's from a town very close to where she taught for 30 years! I know she hopes he wins just because he's a good old boy. And you know what? They talked about this a long time so I'm thinking there may be a clue in there somewhere! Beats me though 'cause I'm just barely born. You guys will just have to figure it out!

I do know that Mommy says she's going to be real stingy with her clues this time. She said she burned too many bridges last time too soon or something like that. Don't tell anybody though 'cause I think burning bridges might me a crime! She tried to explain it to me but when she said you can't unscramble eggs, I just got hungry and forgot what we were talking about. Hmmmmmm...eggs!

Think I'll go check my bowl. Suddenly this paper sack I've been eating isn't quite as good as it was....hmmmm...I like eggs.

08-05-2009, 11:45 AM	#17
TOY Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,094 Blog Entries: 4	My Mommy told Daddy that she's been surfin' all morning. I don't get it 'cause I thought my Mommy always, always tells the truth. She has been on her 'puter all morning and I know she didn't go surfin'. Course, I'm not sure what surfin' is but I think it has something to do with the oshun. We don't even have an oshun around here cause Daddy says we are landlocked. I don't get that either. Sometimes I hear Mommy ask Daddy if the door is locked but how do you lock some land? Beats me. I'm just a little Yorkie barely born so I don't know some of these things but I tell you...sometimes all these words are just 'fusing. And you know what else? I heard Mommy mumble she'd better rein it in before Daddy realizes she's gone overboard. I tell you there's no oshun around here! Where is she gonna go overboard at? It's a real puzzle. Okay...I just looked and my Mommy? Well, she went to take a nap. She's old but still takes a nap. I laugh (but it's an inside laugh) 'cause while she naps, I get to play on the 'puter. Woo Hoo! Here's a hint that may help. My Mommy says that my buddy's name has some bowels and constants. That's all she would tell me and I don't know come here from sic 'em what that clue means! I think it must be some kind of code....maybe it's a secret code. I know she was telling Daddy she voted a bunch of times for the "chicken man" from America's Got Talent last night in case that means anything. She thinks he sings real good and he's from a town very close to where she taught for 30 years! I know she hopes he wins just because he's a good old boy. And you know what? They talked about this a long time so I'm thinking there may be a clue in there somewhere! Beats me though 'cause I'm just barely born. You guys will just have to figure it out! I do know that Mommy says she's going to be real stingy with her clues this time. She said she burned too many bridges last time too soon or something like that. Don't tell anybody though 'cause I think burning bridges might me a crime! She tried to explain it to me but when she said you can't unscramble eggs, I just got hungry and forgot what we were talking about. Hmmmmmm...eggs! Think I'll go check my bowl. Suddenly this paper sack I've been eating isn't quite as good as it was....hmmmm...I like eggs.