I was cracking up reading this b/c all of mine have stolen or eaten one of everything mentioned!
Gwen (Yorkie) loves dirty socks, you take them off she takes them one at a time and "kills" them by shaking them to death of course, then she comes back for the mate and repeats normally putting them next to each other when she is done. She will hop into the laundry hamper if she is in the bathroom to help herself also! She used to love tissues but she's now onto Q-tips. I had to buy a bathroom trash can with a lid to keep her out of it!
Rambo (Jack Russell/Miniature Pinscher) LOVES pens and medical tape, it was so bad when he was a puppy that we still call medical tape "puppy crack".
And Hannah (Golden Retriever) loves dirty panties, again helps herself to the hamper even when they are buried in the bottom and also is the reason that my husband is on his 4th wallet in 3 years because she eats the leather back off of them....after carefully pulling the money, pictures and credit cards out and laying them on the floor in a pile
...can someone explain that one to me?
And Rambo has taught Gwen recently about medical tape and pens as well....lovely! At least they enjoy themselves lol.