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Originally Posted by Gigi485  Hi - My name is Sully and I'm a Poop-A-Holic. It's been 2 days since I had one of my Nasty Tootsie Rolls. I was having a good stretch over the weekend with the Deter and the Pineapple. That is until "Miss Thing" decided to skip coming home for lunch on Tuesday. What was she thinking?! I couldn't help myself - it was calling my name. I mean really, you think she'd be happy - I'm a freakin' self cleaning dog. You don't see those two lazy kids of hers picking up after themselves....AND OH don't even get me started on the husband - the smells that come out of THAT guy are enough to gag a maggot. I tried telling her that it was Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo who left those brown smudges on the floor - but she didn't buy it. Maybe I'll start my own group called Poop Eaters Anonymous.  |
Too funny! What a little brat
Did you change food yet? I am pretty sure this is Poop Eaters Anonymous isn't it???
Why don't you try opening a can of pumpkin and mixing it together with a good quality can of dog food. Then add that to the kibble with a little water and make a gravy to coat the food. Give the pineapple too as a snack. By the time you are finished with him it will be a toxic dump coming out the other end.
If is tastes nasty enough he will not eat it. It does sound like he is doing it out of boredom. Maybe if you have him a few chewies during the day while you are gone to help occupy his time.
As for that husband and kids we have the same problem around here. I have 2 sons and a husband that ARE toxic waste dumps with legs
