Hi - My name is Sully and I'm a
Poop-A-Holic. It's been 2 days since I had one of my Nasty Tootsie Rolls. I was having a good stretch over the weekend with the Deter and the Pineapple. That is until
"Miss Thing" decided to skip coming home for lunch on Tuesday.
What was she thinking?! I couldn't help myself - it was calling my name. I mean really, you think she'd be happy - I'm a freakin' self cleaning dog. You don't see those two lazy kids of hers picking up after themselves....AND OH don't even get me started on the husband - the smells that come out of THAT guy are enough to gag a maggot. I tried telling her that it was
Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo who left those brown smudges on the floor - but she didn't buy it. Maybe I'll start my own group called Poop Eaters Anonymous.