The son of a mob boss was sitting at his desk writing a note for X-mas it read:
Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy this year and believe...
Just then the boy throws away the paper and starts over
Dear Baby Jesus, I have don't nothing to bad and I believe...
The boy throws out the paper and starts to think...he gets an idea and runs into his mom's room and grabs the statue of the virgin mary, he runs back to his room and puts it in the desk draw. then smiles and starts to write
Dear Baby Jesus, If you ever want to see your mom again you better make sure I get everything I ask for this year
__________________ Unconditional love= YORKIES |