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BrendaS54 · 01-21-2009, 09:04 PM

CUTE!

Best Menopause Question Ever
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light Bulb?

Woman'sAnswer:
One!ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this House knows HOW to change
a light bulb! They Don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They wouldsit in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,once they figured it out, they
wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've
been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did,
by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS
LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILLBE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME
STARTED ON WHO

CHANGES THE

TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

01-21-2009, 09:04 PM	#32
BrendaS54 Brenda's Brat Bunch Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,244	Good joke CUTE! Best Menopause Question Ever Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light Bulb? Woman'sAnswer: One!ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this House knows HOW to change a light bulb! They Don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They wouldsit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,once they figured it out, they *wouldn't be able to find the #&%! lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL**BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question? __________________ " IF you tell the truth,you don't have to remember anything."