LOL! You're description of it made ME cackle - and you were dead on.
Were you on the giving or recieving end?
And yes I do quite love your trolley word. We only say "trolley" when talking about the trian like things (trollies) that would go down the middle of streets in California and what not.
and I love that you spell realized with an s.
I keep reading your posts in a British accent.
This is really like a mental illness. I think there's a word for it.