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Originally Posted by zoeybear When my daughter was about 4, we went shopping at the craft store. The lady working the register was very tall with a deep voice. She asked my daughter if she would like a free piece of candy. My daughter responded by asking her right to her face..."Are you a boy or a girl?" I was mortified because it was really a pretty legitimate question. I paid super fast and hauled ass out of there. |

I love kids and things they say.
I can't believe I'm gonna post this but most people have stopped reading this so I think I'm safe...
When I was little, maybe 4 or 5(?), my parents had gone to a store and were at a service desk and to keep me out of trouble they sat me on the counter. I decided then was an appropriate moment to loudly pass wind!

I then looked directly at my Dad and loudly said "ohhh Daddy!" so everyone thought it was him! My Mum loves to remind me of that and since I've had Amelia she must remind me at least once a month!