In honor of this Thanksgiving, I am sooooooooooo grateful that my baby came to me neutered! I really don't think I could rub anything on a male dog's rocket ship. My hat's off to those of you who have.
My guy is very well endowed considering his size, to the point where it is difficult to pick him up with handling his man parts. I am now extra thankful that I've never seen him use his equipment for anything but pee.
He does do this weird thing on the rug in our office where he crawls along the floor on his belly. He loves belly rubs, but I've always wondered if he's giving himself a "special" massage.
The only major humping experience I can share is with a neutered male cat. I noticed that he was doing that thing cats do where they knead a soft surface with their front paws, except he was doing a 70s disco move with his pelvis. I interrupted him, and was very surprised to discover just how much he'd been enjoying himself. Cat sticks are much more innocuous that dogs are, though. |