I'm feeling yr pain as well, even tho I did chuckle @yr humor. My daughter thinks Cole justs barks @the air....he is an absolute angel except
for the "barking". Barks @ reflection in fireplace glass, mirrors (she had to cover her floor-length mirror he was driving her nuts), television (not only animals, but animation characters, even with sports (balls), doorbells (even on tv)!
He can be in a deeeeep sleeep & out of nowhere....runs to the tv barking if one of "his" commercials comes on. My DH thinks he remembers them by heart!
She definitely needs to try one of these new products. Bella never did these things, but we babsit Cole alot so now she's learning!!
I'm hoping you find the magic cure here!!