I just thought of some more stuff she does.
Both of my parents tell me all the time "I hope that you have 10 kids JUST.LIKE.YOU." Psh...is that supposed to be an insult?
lol j/k.
Whenever I'm making my parents late so I can put on makeup or whatever my dad will be like "How much gypsy war paint do you need?"
And I almost forgot about this one. All of my cousins are a lot older than me, and my parents have been telling me...forever...that my cousin Donna is my real Mom and she had me when she was like 16 and my parents told her that they would raise me so she could have a regular life. LOL nice right? My cousin Lynn (Donna's sister) has a son, Luke, and a couple weeks ago I was over their house and she goes "Luke, you know, Megan is your real mother." and I was just like "stop it right there. I will not let you corrupt him like what has been done to me." of course its all in jest, but for a while I was actually convinced that Donna was my mom.
