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Originally Posted by simonandhallie I got this a lot "If you don't straighten up I'll return you to the tree stump in the woods I rescued you off of" I seriously thought my dad found me on a tree stump for the longest time  |
ROFL.....that's hilarious!
My parents used to tell me they were going to sell me back to the gypsies

. I didn't even know what a gypsy was except they wore gold hoop earrings, b/c when I wanted some, my mom said "only GYPSIES wear those"

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Of course, that was b/c ONLY Gypsies got their ears pierced
I also got "If you don't shut up, I'm going to slap you silly" (I usually shut up, LOL) and
"How would you like your allowance suspended for a month?"