The Women's Rules
1. The
female always makes
the rules
2.
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No
male can possibly know all
the rules.
4. If the
female suspects the
MALE know all
the rules, she must immediately change some or all of
the rules.
5. The
female is never wrong.
6. If the
female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the
male did or said wrong.
7. The
male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The
female may change her mind at any time.
9. The
male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the
female.
10. The
female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The
male must remain calm at all times unless the
female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The
female must, under no circumstances, let the
male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The
male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document
the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the
female has PMS, all
the rules are null and void.
16. The
female is ready when she is ready.
17. The
male must be ready at all time.
18. The
male who doesn't abide by
the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.
See
The Men's Rules