[Sawyers mommy]

I'm sorry so many of us are not taking this serious. I am dredfully afraid for you, you are truly in immediate danger from this little menace. I hate to tell you, but I only see one way to assure your safety. It will be very hard on both of us, but I think you should send her to boot camp at my house. I will whip her right into shape as fast as possible. I will return her to you as soon as I feel she will not be a health hazard to you any longer. It may take awhile, so I will send you progress reports and pictures. I know you appreciate the effort I am making on your behalf , but that is what we here on YT do for each other.