I am in a little bitty town called Buchanan. Well, technically we are in Tallapoosa, but we are less than a mile from Buchanan and the kids go to school in Buchanan. It has TWO red lights now. One of them was just put up a couple years ago.

They put it up because we are now actually considered part of "metro-Atlanta" and they wanted to look sophisticated.
It isn't just the old blue hairs doing the gossiping. Its just crazy.