I am horrible also.We are going to be gone this weekend and I am leaving all 7 home with my 3 boys

(ages 15,18,19).(we have a wrestling tourney 4 hours away for our youngest age 9,it is a individual tourney and a team tourney,he is wrestling in both) My mom usually comes and cannot this time
I have been telling them all week what I want done etc,they just say okay mom it will be fine.
I have a female who is due in 2 weeks also and I am worried a bit about her for she has gotten very picky here the past few days.
So I have a 2 page list

of things I want done potty times outside and what to feed when ,who goes were at night in what pen.
And what to do with the boys during the day so they have no fights or discussions. And make sure my little guy has a belly band on at all times or I will come back to a pee house.
Hubby thinks it is going to be a nice relaxing weekend

.I am thinking not!!
We havent even left yet and I cannot wait to get back.