Don't serve Pina Coladaas, serve:
SALTY DOG
Ingredients:
- 2 oz Vodka
- 5 oz Grapefruit Juice
- 2 tsp Salt
- Lime Wedge
- Glassware: Cocktail Glass
Shake all the ingredients in a shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.
Make little cakes for the humans with 1-2-3 doug (that's the Danish name, you see why

) :
100 g sugar. (3,5 ounce)
200 g butter. (7 ounce)
300 g flour. (10,5 ounce)
Roll the doug flat and let your fantasy guide you.
It's easy to form this into bones, dogheads, paws, tails etc.
Bake them for 5 minutes on 200 degrees celcius (392 fahrenheit)
You can of course put whatever flavors or spice in them you like, chocolate, vanilla, ginger etc. And use fruit colors or sprinkles to color them up and enhance your motives
I hope my english was sufficient enough to make you understand
Good luck, I wish I could be there!