Oh, I have some doozies!
-Two years ago, the party was at a swanky local bar. Well, a few people had overindulged, and two male employees started arguing, got in a fist fight, and then when they broke it up, they started in on some of the patrons!
-Last summer, we had a company golf outing. A co-worker and I were bored with golf, and decided to chase each other around in the golf carts. I don't know how it happened, but somehow she rammed into the side/back of my golf cart, went flying out of the cart and down a hill, and her cart ended up under a tree!

One of the wheels on her cart wouldn't touch the ground, and it wouldn't move! We had to drive my cart in, and get people from the clubhouse to come and tow the cart back!

Oh yea, and the company got a bill for the repair of the two carts...luckily, neither of us had been drinking!
-Last year, our Christmas party was at a 4 star casino/resort-everyone had dinner, gambling, and stayed overnight on the company! We all wore evening gowns and it was a lot of fun..dinner was great, the rooms were beautiful! Well, anyway, since the party was at a casino, there were several parties going on...and one of the holiday parties was from a company in the "adult entertainment/dancing" industry (strippers!)

I don't know how it happened, but there were pictures on our network the next week of a couple of employees, their spouses, and the stripper in a hotel room-and it appeared the stripper was dancing for them!!!
It's a WILD group of people, let me tell ya!