Mmmmm gween tripe, my favorite, sometimes I gwab a mouthful and go and drop it on mummy's lap, den she jumps up and squeals, I don't know why I thought she would weally lub it, it tastes yummy to me! Today mummy was laughing at me becoz I jumped up onto the counter to gwab a whole turkey wing that was thawing for dinner, mummy took it off me, I was so upset I weally wanted to eat it NOW
Wub Malachi