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Originally Posted by MyFairLacy  Haha...What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Maltese?
...A Cocktese  |
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Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Pointer + Setter - Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog
Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer -Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + s**tzu - Oh, never mind.... #13. Retriever + Irish Setter - Resetter, a dog that can set your vcr for you
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire haired terriers
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound