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Old 10-02-2007, 06:23 AM   #201
crystalsmom
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Good Morning everyone.

Pepe, don't be too worried but I would surely get to the Dr. He may change your diet before medication but I'll tell the meds really do work for most. I was just on the line and although I had only been one one other med since I only take what is really needed I started Zocor but take the generic brand and the change in one month was remarkable. You can take it with food or without but you cannot eat grapefruit or grapefruit juice. Anyone with liver problems could not go this route and they even test liver function after you start.

Here's a little smile for today if it works

My Duck is Dead

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to
the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly
and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"


"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a
few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner
looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front
paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and
also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on
its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the
room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,
this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."


The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman.


The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried,
"$150 just to tell me my duck is dead! ??


The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the
bill would have been $20,but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's
now $150. !!
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