I have given some thought to your question about the frog. Did you think if you found a real frog, chomped on it, that the frog would turn into a handsome prince for your Momma? You know she watches romantic movies, and that probably gave you ideas.
However, my sweet pigeon, frogs are slimy, have warts and make croaking sounds. I don't think they turn into a handsome prince. Why, I do believe my Momma has met a few frogs in her lifetime.
You just explain to your Momma that you are growing up, and have a keen interest in nature. Winston enjoys the fine art of hunting game. I believe Bernie brought something home to his Momma that she didn't like at all.
As for the word "scandal", I think we shouldn't discuss the full of significance of "scandal" until you have your birthday or older. Even then, Uncle Charlie will have to be delicate in the description with such a wee lassie.
Thinking of you this evening, Tinkerbelle and we are fortunate to have such nice friends as Maya, Winston, Bernie and Ginger.
Warmly, Uncle Charlie and his Momma
