Yay! I'm gwad we are awl fwends! Baby Maya can be our fwend too! My mommy towd me I hab to share my fwends. So otay I will. It will make Uncle Charlie pwoud ob me too!
Uncle Charlie, will yu be my bestest fwend, and Bernie is my bestest buddy, and Winston is my silwy friend.
And we can all cuddle togedder in my cwate. And take naps and use each other for pillows.
Uncle Charlie, do you want to join da Dirty Furkids Club? Yu can ya know! Yu can be a baby or a gentleman like yu. Do yu wike to get dirty sometimes? I do, but I wike to wear my pwetty dwesses too.
Love Tink! (my whole name is Tinkerbelle, did I tewl yu dat already?)