Uncle Charlie, your mommy shud cewebwate yur birfday. When was yur birfday? Are yu 1 year owd now? We could cewebwate togever.
I wike you awot Uncle Charlie, you gib me good advice and yu are neber mean to me. My mommy says yu are a nice gentleman and not a lecher cause yu didn't understand.
I don't know whut dat means but it's otay. Yu can still snuggle in da cwate wif us.
