yes, in all seriousness, get a crate - or for more room an exercise pen and get a cover for it. They make really nice ex-pen covers you can even get monagramed! My friends have Pappys - so thiers have butterflys on them!
Eight Pappys can bounce and have fun in the pen and none of them get out even though they are all obedience, flyball and agility dogs. . . or you could just send your dog to me . . .lol.