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Gwamma sayed her gonna sell me to da gypsies! All becuz I woked up at 5 o'cwock and twied to wick gwamma awl ober her face. When dat dint work I twied to bark her awake. Gwampa came in fwom the showwr and scooped me up. Him took me outside where I wan wike a cwazy person for 20 minutes. When we came back in I went pee pee on the fwoor. Can I hep it if I was havin so much fun outside I frogot to go???
Den I hepped gwampa get dwessed for work. I hepped him tie his work boots by chewin on da waces and dwaggin dem awound. Him weft and den I went in and barked gwamma awake. While her was gettin my bweakfast I ate some cat food. (It's wwweeallly good!) Den I ate while her took a showwer. I got done first so I went in to da potty woom and barked at the showwer curtain until gwamma came out. Den I wicked her feets, which her weally hates! Her kept twipping ower me. Den I poopied on da pad. (Well, most of it was on da pad anyway) and gwamma stepped on it. (Her should walk wayyyy awound da pad, wight?) Den I chased the cat so dat he scwatched gwamma. (HOW IS DAT MY FAWLT???) Den while she got dwessed I ate da newspaper. (dint taste berry good)
Anyway, gwamma put me in my cwate and went to work and her said she was going to sell me to da gypsies. What are gypsies anyway? Once again Megan will have to save my wife tonight! Her is a good mommy. Gwamma said that is because she was sweeping through da whole ting!