2 things - number 1, my daughter took me to a salon and got me beautiful fake nails for Mother's Day. I was lighting a cigarette in the car (I know, I suck), and two of my nails caught on fire. I am driving down the street waving my hand screaming!

They are flammable, ladies!! My daughter called me Flamin Jack after that one!
Number 2 - I was pregnant with my daughter and wanted a "pick me up" so I went to the hair salon and got a perm. I had really long red hair. Well, she used the smallest rods on my hair and I came out of the salon looking like a poodle! It was a nightmare!!! I cried and cried!
Jackie