THANK GOODNESS I DON'T HAVE A REAL MONKEY!!

I would really have my hands full! You guys are funny. Thanks for the advice. I have recently thought of a belly band. It's definitely worth a try. I didn't neuter him because I wanted to breed him. He is 3 lbs and so beautiful! Maddie is equally georgous (I'll post pics soon). Does anyone happen to use a litter box? I recently started trying that as well. So far, they're just eating the litter. Will they ever learn?