Hilarious - just be glad you don't have a monkey!
I have hard tile, too. I buy those cheap little rugs at walmart because the dogs will pee on them, it doesn't run through the grout like a river. I just pick them up and throw them in the wash. I can tell by the bottom if they have been peed on. Then I throw another down. Recently they marked them down from $5 to $2.50, so I got another handful. |