[QUOTE=Lacy's Mom;824867]Oh, and if you should add the care instructions, here's a humorous poem:
If you require a puppy
That isn't noisy and doesn't chew
Who won't pee on the carpet
Or one who
Will never shed or make a mess
And will never bite under severe duress
There's only one breed that will bring you joy
It's the All American Plush Stuffed Toy