An American Indian walks into the trading post and asks for the cheapest toilet paper they have since he has very little money.
The shop clerk says well Chief that stuff over their named White Cloud is the cheapest we have.
So the Indian buys it and goes on his way.
Well several days go past and the Indian comes back to the store and the Clerk asked him how the White Cloud worked out
The Indian says
"White man should change the name of that paper to John Wayne"
The clerk was puzzled and asked why.
The Indian says
Because it is rough and tough and won't take S!#* off no Indian" |