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Texas Women
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> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
>new wives duties.
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> The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she
>was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but
>on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
>away.
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> The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife
>orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
>first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
>By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
>there was a huge dinner on the table.
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> The third man had married a girl from Texas . He told her that her
>duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
>washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
>didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
>third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
>of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
>dishwasher.
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