This is too funny not to share. But there are those of you that will probably chastise me. So be it....I am LMAO
A little bit ago, the doorbell rang. As usual, Sassy went OFF and I started telling her NO! To no avail, I might add.
I have two doors at the front. A storm door and a wooden door. Both are usually closed. However, I just went to my van a while ago to get out the x-pen I had bought and neglected to close the storm door. Sooooo...
I answered the door, counting on the storm door being closed. It wasn't. There was a teenage boy there selling newspapers. To the astonishment of both of us, Sassy immediately attacked! I was so stunned that for a moment I didn't react. She was very busy biting his blue jean legs and barking like a mad dog. I finally came to my senses, picked her up and apologised profusely.
I was fine until I came back in and then I nearly fell on the floor laughing. Lord, forgive me, in retrospect, it was hilarious. He was just startled and stood his ground well and made a quick recovery. I was proud of him....but now, I have laughed until I have cried.
I am ashamed of myself.
I am on my way to the corner. I will stay until I can quit laughing. I have this killer dog here and don't know what to do about it.